The Lingo Of James

   

  My son James has a language of his own.  He makes us laugh so hard when he comes up with new words and Ideas.  Here are just a few of his gems.

EVOLVaLATE_-From the word Evolution this was the word James created at the age of 4.  He  started using it to describe how Pokemon's change.  Now he is certain Tasha's baby will EVOLVALATE into a real kid someday.

DEMI_GOD-  James is certain he is a Demi-god (at least on the playground).  This is because God is his real father and he has been born to the Mortals David and Michelle.  This kind of logic is what you get when you mix The Percy Jackson Books and Mormon culture.

THE FUZZY BUSH_-This is the place to go and work out your problems when you need privacy.  You can go alone or with the person who is your problem.  Look around you and you will notice fuzzy bushes everywhere.

NOT SIMPATICO-  This is James lingo for "Not good"  Team sports are Not Simpatico.  Summer camps are Not Simpatico.   Bedtime is not Simpatico.

BACK-UP DADS_- His first mortal father being David James has a list of "Back-up dads" just in case.  While most kids his age list and number their best friends James has his list of Back-up dads.  This list includes (In no particular order)  Brandon, Jeremiah, Grandpa and Brian.  I will not list the order he put them in because I do not want to create rivalry between the men. 

In conclusion:  If you find your day to be Not-Simpatico locate a fuzzy bush and grab your back-up dad.  If all goes well in the Fuzzy bush your day may evolvalate in to something awesome!!!


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